shikarius:

victoriarene:

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME

For those of you studying for upcoming SATs: I’m always asked to write at least two practice questions for EACH of these because they unfailingly show up in the writing section in some form or another.

shikarius:

victoriarene:

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME

For those of you studying for upcoming SATs: I’m always asked to write at least two practice questions for EACH of these because they unfailingly show up in the writing section in some form or another.

(Source: amandaonwriting, via alexandriakeating)

someblackbirds:

sillyrainbowdrops:

bethtamiru:

smokingsalviawithmiley:

lolsofunny:

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself. 
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„

Forever and ever reblog

Omfg


This just makes you feel good

someblackbirds:

sillyrainbowdrops:

bethtamiru:

smokingsalviawithmiley:

lolsofunny:

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.

I have broken the oath to myself. 

I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.

But this must be done.

gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„

Forever and ever reblog

Omfg

This just makes you feel good

(Source: yquepasawuacho, via youtube-feels)

Ruby + french fries

(Source: demonprotection, via oh-mrwinchester-oh)

into-every-generation:

buffystolethetardis:

humnoo:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

Um…

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how do you forget buffy?

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HOW

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COULD

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YOU

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FORGET

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BUFFY?

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(Source: 2005graphics, via joe-pippinpaddle-oppsokopolis)

  • my sister: oh my god
  • me: what?
  • my sister: i just realized something
  • me: ?
  • my sister: gaston is a nice guy.
  • me: ...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.
  • my sister: no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.
  • me: huh
  • my sister: and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.
  • me: O_O
  • my sister: gaston is a nice guy.

leavemealoneimblogging:

I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?

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Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:

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And also Tony Stark

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(via allons-ylegolas)

"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

(via exponentialequations)

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

(via little-glowcloud)

sevendeanlysins asked: When I hovered over your URL to click it it said pornhub and I'd already clicked it and I panicked for two seconds because I was like "shit, Im in public, this is taking me to pornhub" and then I just laughed and enjoyed the fact that it was your blog title.

winchesters-and-wings:

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via superwhoavengerslocked)

thisisashittydream:


bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh


hes hammered

thisisashittydream:

bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh

hes hammered

(Source: bewbin, via little-glowcloud)

panicatthesocialgathering:

is it me or is brendon sometimes a professional looking talented musician

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and other times

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(via thefalloutsidersclub)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via romulusvalerian)

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via arthurpendragonns)